What kind of maniac takes up anti-bacon as their cause?

#crazytalk

I’m wondering if the author of the tweet just saw the picture of the pIg and didn’t associate it with bacon or pig roasts or pork chops.  Had to be a little mental lapse there or something.  Like without bacon how am I supposed to make Atomic Buffalo Turds? How are we supposed to have pig roasts?  Eating pig products is knocking on Apple Pie’s door as being as an American thing to eat as there is.  Not eating pig is like turning your back on ‘Merica!