TheHomieCast Episode 7 Taped 7/30/15 Featuring @CraigShoots, @Frankruptcy, Rick Doucette, @CoachDeWolfe, @Eves3 and @Joey_C

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TheHomieCast Episode 7 Taped 7/30/15 At Stage Fort Park Featuring Craig Kimberley, Frankie Gwynne, Rick Doucette, Chris DeWolfe, James Eves and Joey Ciaramitaro

Topics Include: The Boys Eating Mudiga Steaks From Sista Felicia’s Stand At The Cape Ann Farmer’s Market, Surfari, Frankie Gwynne Giving Zero F#cks About His Wardrobe, Many People Don’t Know That James Eves Does The Packaging Design For Ken’s Steakhouse Dressing and Sweet Baby Rays and Talks About His Former Work For Penthouse Magazine, Rick’s Idea For Chuck Norris’ Awesomesauce, Chris DeWolfe Takes A Beating But The Fact Is He Probably Has More Leeway Than Any Other HomieCast Participant, What Palazola’s Sporting Goods Meant To Everyone, Props To Boston Mayor Marty Walsh For Not Kowtowing To The Olympics, Wrestling Almost Eliminated From The Olympics, The Snowshoveling Matchup Initiative, Frankie Gwynne’s Tripod Pulled Straight Out of Craig’s Buttocks, Favorite Cars and Dream Cars, Rick Doucette Went 17 Uninterrupted Months Driving Without A Top On His Jeep, What’s The Fastest You’ve Ever Driven, After All The Years and Advances In Beverage Containers There’s Still Nothing Better Than Drinking A Cold Beverage On A Hot Day Than A Mason Jar, Frankie Gwynne’s Recounts His Juice Diet Experience, Kettle Chip Peperoncini Chips Are Really Good, Taping In The Dark, Roulette Bag Of Hot Chips, A Whole Lot Of Discourse Over Deflategate.

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Is the Homiecast detrimental to our well being?

I can’t stop! The endless cookouts and weekly Homiecast are causing us all to pack on some pounds, however I know myself and a few others continue to at least workout, has anyone seen Joey’s beer belly?
It’s a Catch 22, for what has by far been one of the best summers I have had in awhile. I proclaim, next Homiecast that I am in shall have no potatoes, meat and veggies and tequila only. It’s time to get this shit back together!

Rolled My First Fatty Today…

Made a Bacon Weave On A Piece Of Tin Foil Doubled Over

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Slapped The Ground pork straight From The Package At Stop and Shop Onto The Middle Of The Bacon Weave and Flattened It Out a Bit

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Added Some Sweet Onion And Jalepeno Slivers

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Next Up Some Three Cheese Blend And A Little Rub

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Roll That Fatty Up And Form It With Your Hands (None of This Is Rocket Science BTW)

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Add More Rub

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Set Up The Grill For Offset Cooking.  A Chimney Full Of Coals All On One Side Unlit, Half A Chimney That Are Gray and Going On Top, Vents Half Way Closed. – This Is To Cook Low And Slow.

That’s Where I’m At Right Now.  Check Back In A Couple Hours…

11:20AM Update:
Chugging along nicely
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12:25PM Update

Fatty Update! Low and sloooooow…

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The results :
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This may be the stupidest collection of phrases ever

Whoever came up with this crap is the type of person that 100% loves and dies for drama in their life.
I don’t buy an ounce of this shiitake mushroom sauce and to think they’re that nuts that they put the amount of thought that generally one puts in before they permanently inked their skin with it which means they really buy into this mantra.
Advice to the dude dating this chick- Run.
Run as fast as you can and don’t look back.

At least she has the decency to label herself crazy so the guy that reads it can immediately recognize that he’s dealing with someone who isn’t happy unless there’s crying and death and heartbreak in her life.

The Hot Crazy Matrix

Probably the most accurate break down ever published.
Where does your girlfriend or wife fall on the hot crazy matrix?

If you don’t think this is going to be a topic on the next homiecast you’re crazy.

“You’re telling me you’ve met a girl and you like her alot and she’s a 9 hot and she’s like a 2 or 3 crazy?”
He said “Yeah man, I like her alot.”
I said “You should be careful. That’s a dude. you’re talking to a tranny.”
You gotta be careful, below 4 crazy and above 8 hot, you’re probably talking to a tranny